About Me

Part of forming blastbeat company in Clongowes...so if ur n a band or know a decent 1 lukn for a gig, drop a commo!

Apologies for below, but who rele is bothered writing all dat suff in anymore? Seriously, so excuse the lazyness, I just copied my ould bebo stuff on2 this. Vulgar but efficient.

Hartman: HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE!?!
Snowball: 5"8' SIR!
Hartman: HELL!, I DIDN"T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!!

Hartman: PRIVATE PILE! I WILL RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND PISS IN YOUR SKULL!! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT! YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT! YOU EVEN HAVE THE TEXTURE OF SHIT! HELL! YOU ARE SHIT PRIVATE!!!




It takes ten hours to make a fig roll.

Fleetwood wood would fleetwood.


ANNOYING AMERICAN WOMAN: But Seaaan, it's three o clock in the morning.

STUPID CHEESY IRISH GUY: Yes, but it's breakfast time back home.

Private Pile!! U Smell like shit, U look like shit! U even have the texture of shit, Hell you ARE shit pile!!

800 YEARS OF
MURDER!!! RAPE!!!! PILLAGE!!!!!
WE DONT EVEN KNOW....
WHAT THE HELL PILLAGE MEANS!!!

My Favourite Music

Hold Steady, U2, Queen, Pink Floyd, Rory Gallagher, The Editors, The Byrds, Lynard Skynard, Moody Blues, Cream, Air, Lou Reed, Madness, Echo and the Bunnymen, Hot Chip, Grateful Dead, Andrea Bocelli, (Who dosnt) Blondie, Joy Division, New Order, R.E.M, Flaming Lips, Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac, Horslips, Talking Heads, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Stealers Wheel, Tenacious D Bon Jovi, Weezer, Radiohead, The Rolling Stones, Ian Brown, Babyshambles, Primal Scream, Thin Lizzy, Christie Moore, The Clash, David Bowie, Chemical Brothers, Deep Blue Something, Duke Special, Dusty Springfield, Billy Joel, Johnny Cash, ACDC, Nirvana, Bryan Adams, Stevie Wonder, Eagles, Elvis, Edvard Greig, Raconteurs, The Arcade Fire, Prodigy, Kaiser Chiefs, Bob Dylan, JET, Guns n' Roses, Men at Work, Silversun Pickups, Reverend and the Makers, Rage Against The Machine, The Eagles, Tchaikovsky, Daft Punk, Fat Boy Slim, The Doors, Aerosmith, Aretha Franklin, Ennio Morricone, Oasis, Beethoven, Animals, C

My Favourite Films

One flew over the Cuckoos Nest, Dirty Harry, Dollars Trilogy, Apocalypse Now, Taxi Driver, The Godfather, Shrek, The Lord Of The Rings, Goodfellas, Psycho, The Silence Of The Lambs, Flight of the Phoniex, The Last Castle, Leon, Indiana Jones, Dr.Strangelove, Resevoir Dogs, Football Factory, Terminater, Manchurian Canidate, Bridge Over River Kwai, Monty Pytons, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange (ofcourse) Naked gun, Airplane etc. Borat, Team America, The Usual Suspects, Citizen Kane, Star Wars (old ones), Shawshank Redemption, Gone In 60 seconds, The Shining, The Exorcist, Gladiater, Braveheart!! THE LION KING!! go on Simba!Full Metal Jacket, Requiem For A Dream, Memento, A Few Good Men, Top Gun, Anchorman, Zoolander, Triumph Of The Will, Crash, The Matrix, Some James Bonds (Dr. No, Goldfinger), Bourne Series, Vertigo, ( Actually all Hitchcock)

Hates , Stevie G Quotes

1. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 2. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 3. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 4. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 5. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? 6. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head? ... 7. When people say 2 me "my eyes arent what they used t be"what did they used to be?

Stevie G Quotes
"Have u ever seen a giraffe in a microwave, then fix it!""Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower""I'll go through you like shit through a proverbial goose!""Have u ever seen a cat in a blender, Then fix it!""Lets get it sorted" "The fan is going to blow a fuse with the amount of shit hitting it" "THEN FIX IT!" Following are unconfirmed: "There's n dorm like a dorm stainedwith Collis's guts" "What the fuck i up with ur pussy?!?" refering to his wifes vaginal fungus, "Conn McMahon!! I will rip ur eyes out and piss in your puny skull!!" "Eskimo pussy is mighty cold" "THE KING IS ALIVE!!!!" refering to hiself.