Leanne: i want 2 b a blanket. i look at her in confusion Leanne: you no the blanket in aladdin? Me: dats a magic carpet. Leanne: o yeah. Me: i want to b a piano. leanne start pissin herself laughin. Me: or a cardboard box. leanne laffs more. **** Me: Oh My God. the ice is brown. takes out 'brown ice' to switch it with the clear ice. Me: oh wait it's lemon. ******* (in germany) Han: can we av a discount cos we're irish? Bar man: no. Me: come on. Bm: no. Han: i'll give u a hug for a discount. Bm looks at her weird. Me: i'll STOP her from giving u a hug 4 a discount. ****** (rappin 2 jay-z, linkin park..enore/numb down the alps). Han: hey a pony. wait maybe it's a goat or a piece of wood. Me: it's a sheep. Han: Oh. *******
