About Me

------>> NOT A MAAAAAAN!

is that your face...or did your neck just throw up?!


i mean Hello You!
nice to meet you. *shakes hand*
i am positively pleased to find you here reading this and i appreciate it muchly.
For anyone who wants to find out more about me, who i am and what i really do they can leave now...that is called PEADOPHILIA!...theres the door [- ]!!! I can have you done for that, and in the famous words of Burnt Face Man "i'll have you done"

I will leave you for now but if there is any feedback wished to be given or just a freindly wee chat to be had feel free to add me on Msn. My address is a_lene_03@hotmail.com ...cos im hardcore!

If you did actually just waste your time reading my random rant i would also muchly appreciate it greatly if you left me a wee loving comment...i make a great friend!...i can sing you to sleep, tuck you in cosy, follow you about and wait on you hand and foot!...go on!...be a doll! xD

Da Beatz 2k8 LaH

i LOVE all kinds of music...
from bruce springsteen to take that to Stereophonics to Cascada to FFTL to bleeding through to MICHAEL BUBLÉ
love bands like bayside, secondhand serenade, the used, the killers, good charlotte, the juliana theory, lloyld banks, nickleback, plain white ts, sunrise avenue, jimmy eat world, P!ATD, QOTSA, RHCP, FFTL (them abbrev. are v.g.!), stereophonics, muse, rise against.

my favourite bands change from time to time
currently: BAYSIDE, dashboard confessional, Jimmy Eat World, Michael Bublé, Nickelback and Secondhand Serenade...oh oh how could i forget RIHANNA!!! p.s and U2

my favourite song at the mo : Closer - Ne-Yo

SEXIEST SINGING LINE IN THE WORLD OF SEXY VOCALS 'and hang it on my wall' *orgasmic shudder*

:)

I like jokes. They make me laugh and feel all warm and blurry on the inside. :)

Please save a life and donate a joke to me if you thik its good enough.


Joke of the Moment : What do you get when you run Batman and Robin over with a Steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA